The Rusty Shrill Menace
You are old, corroded, and unhinged, producing a sound somewhere between a kettle and a scream that no ear was designed to survive. Nobody knows what pitch you'll hit next and neither do you, but the sheer unpredictable agony of your blast clears the field faster than any rule ever could. You are chaos incarnate, and the fillings in people's teeth are afraid.
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