The Zen Bee Whisperer

You open a hive with no veil, no gloves, and the serene face of someone who has made peace with death and decided the bees were fine either way. Ten thousand insects vibrate at 200 hertz around your bare arms and you simply say, 'they can feel your energy.' You are either enlightened or one bad day from a very swollen hospital visit, and honestly nobody can tell which.