The 'No Two Alike' Designer Snowflake

You have heard that no two snowflakes are alike, and you have taken that news deeply, personally, and permanently to heart. You are a limited edition of one, artisanally crystallized, and you will find a way to mention it. Are you actually more unique than the billion flakes beside you? Unclear. Do you carry yourself like a museum piece behind glass? Absolutely, and it's kind of working.