The Uncanny Haze

You are, objectively, the most spectacular sunset anyone has seen all year — a bruised, apocalyptic tangerine that turns the whole street gold and makes everyone stop and stare. The catch: it's only that colour because something, somewhere, is a bit on fire. You're the beauty that comes with a faint feeling of 'wait, should we be worried?' Iconic. Slightly ominous. Extremely photogenic.